Ok, It's hard to know where to start with this. There are several different components that all combine together for the entire effect. For lack of a better description it is very Borg like as that will be easiest for most to relate to. Such as can be done. And really my stuff predates the Borg. It's just that the geeks at the Star Trek and Star Wars conventions didn't get it at the time.

The base components are laser tag gear, kids hockey armor, latex fluorescent monster skin, and Shout and Shoot voice activated squirt gun all connected together with EL Wire, LED's, wire harness, and a trashed laptop, There are two 5W royal blue Luxeons direct drive that are in the headpiece and hand trigger. These are controlled by momentary switches and the one on the handpiece also has a nice heatsink and can bypass the momentary switch for constant on.

There is around 45 feet of high brightness EL wire connected to a modified sequencer that had the stock inverter replaced with one that would drive more length. This was mounted on the back of the laser tag piece along with a 12v battery pack and switches. This is connected to the armor with leather ties and a wiring harnass for the EL Wire and supply for the LED clusters on the left shoulder. There is also a harnass which supplies the Shout and Shoot which has EL Wire, a 5W Luxeon, 2 LED antenna, and dangling LED hair braids. The 5W is connected to a handpiece that has momentary switches, LED fingers, and it's own 5W Luxeon. The other hand piece is a skater wrist guard with LED fingers and a 1W Luxeon in the palm. The choker has 4 blinking RGB LED's.

Matching thigh high boots, skirt, and bra complete the ensemble. The female version are called Femtechs and they are what make doing this whole insanely twisted thing worthwhile.

And seriously you guys, I'm perfectly norbal. It's just that I was bitten by a pair of radioactive breasts while testing the effects of nuclear waste on Ravers.

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The deluxe model TRB666 also comes equipped with biomech armor, tactical image targeting sensors, bra blasters, voice activated personnel misting system, long range LED antenna array with dangling data acquisition probes, multi spectrum hypnotic trance choker, and direct connect interface to the galaxy wide web. In yet another industry first Mutech is pleased to announce the first public release of the 5 watt royal blue Luxeon star UV inducer.

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