I told you parking at CityWalk costs an arm and a leg.
See Halloween Horror Nights, Friday.
FRIDAY, October 27Here’s an event that
aims for an “immersion experience that will shatter preconceptions, transcending
notions of horror-genre theatrics and Halloween maze experiences to take
visitors to a state of extreme dread, shock and terror.” No, it’s not rush hour
on the 405, but
Halloween Horror Nights. For the first time ever, you can
prowl the back lot of Universal Studios and get your scary fill while you tiptoe
around the Psycho House, the Bates Motel and the
War of the Worlds
disaster scene. The Carnival of Carnage brings you face to face with torture
artists, fire-eaters and icky, crawling things. The Mutaytor will perform with
stunts and fire, too.
Universal Studios Hollywood, Universal City; Fri.-Sat.,
Oct. 27-28 & Tues., Oct. 31; $34 & $39; http://www.halloweenhorrornights.com/.During the
day, the
Halloween Harvest Festival provides good old-fashioned Halloween
fun: a corn maze — where you can pretend not to panic as kiddies scream in glee
while running into numerous dead ends — a haunted house and a haunted trail.
After dark, things turn a little more sinister, with a tour of the Factory of
Nightmares and Sinister Dreadford’s Mansion of Lost Souls.
Pierce College,
6498 De Soto Ave., Woodland Hills; thru Oct. 31; corn maze is $10 adults, $6
children; costs vary for other rides & attractions in what is definitely the
most confusing pricing plan in Halloween history. (818) 999-6300.If
you’re the type who thinks no Halloween is complete without an underwear
contest, you’ll want to go to Highways for its
Trick or Treat: A Nightmare
Halloween Bash. On hand will be the performance troupe the Discount Cruise
to Hell, “an ever-morphing rock & roll choir horror musical de macabre”
headliner, with additional performances by the gay comedy duo Three Dollar Bill,
the electronica band Hayden and the Headphones, the burlesque troop/condiment
lovers the Miracle Whips, “X-rated children’s musician” Melissa, plus the
aforementioned skivvies contest, zombie go-go dancers and glitter galore.
Highways Performance Space, 1651 18th St., Santa Monica; Fri.-Sat., Oct.
27-28, 8:30 p.m.; $20, $15 students. (310) 315-1459.The parking lot
of a mall in Northridge that was once a cemetery is the site for
The
Haunt, a spooky offering where you dare to enter Nightmare Factory, Extreme
Madness and ZombieVille.
Northridge Fashion Center, 9301 Tampa Ave.,
Northridge; Thurs.-Sun., thru Oct. 31; $10 one haunt, $15 two, $25 three. (323)
272-7326.SATURDAY, October
28Shipwreck 2006 at the
Queen Scary, which is
rumored to be haunted any time of year, has seven dizzying mazes, including the
3-D House of Hallucinations, which will put you through the spin cycle. Walk
through its dark decks and corridors, but watch out for the “monsters, mutants
and maniacs” hiding at every turn. After the demons have been exorcised from
your body, join the dance party at X-Hall, with live bands pounding your skull.
1126 Queens Hwy., Long Beach; Fri.-Tues., Oct. 27-31, 7 p.m.-mid.; $30 (not
recommended for children under 12; no costumes allowed). (562)
435-3511.Hospitals are scary enough, but when the North Valley
Regional Chamber of Commerce gets through transforming the Northridge Hospital
Medical Center into
Spooktacular North Valley Community Festival, you’ll
be shaking in your boots. Good thing there are health screenings, along with
trick-or-treating, a kids’ zone, entertainment and much more.
Northridge
Hospital Medical Center, 18300 Roscoe Blvd., Northridge; Sat., Oct. 28, 10
a.m.-4 p.m.; free. (818) 700-5668.If you make it to morning after
American Cinematheque’s Dusk-to-Dawn Horrorthon, you will have sat
through
Night of the Living Dead,
Re-Animator,
House by the
Cemetery,
Castle of Blood,
Pumpkinhead and
Burial
Ground. Breakfast will then be served, and you will go home and fall asleep
to
Teletubbies reruns.
Aero Theater, 1328 Montana Ave., Santa Monica;
Sat., Oct. 28, 7:30 p.m.-6 a.m.; $12, $10 students & seniors. (323)
466-FILM.This year
The Sci-Fi/Fantasy Pageant tries something
new, featuring the Jethro Tull Dancers and the One Minute Horror Film Festival.
Comic C.J. Arabia has wrangled Charlyne Yi, Michael Busch, Laura House, Ari
Shaffir, David Taylor, Dana Gould, Wayne Federman, Janet Varney, Chris Hardwick
and more to come up with supershort, funny, scary flicks (probably more funny
than scary).
UCB Theater, 5919 Franklin Ave., Hlywd.; Sat., Oct. 28, 10 p.m.;
$8. (323) 908-8702.Join Jamie Lee Curtis and enjoy Halloween while
helping the Children Affected by AIDS Foundation at
Dream Halloween.
Sure, the tickets are steep, but the cause is extremely worthy and the food way
better than candy corn and Tootsie Rolls. And Sharon Stone and Maria Shriver
will be there, while kids can play games, trick-or-treat, make art and meet
cartoon characters.
Barker Hangar, Santa Monica Air Center, 3021 Airport
Ave., Santa Monica; Sat., Oct. 28, 5-9 p.m.; $250, $300. (310)
201-5033.
SUNDAY, October
29UCLA Live’s Far-Out Halloweekend
continues with rocking avant-gardians
Pere Ubu performing live to
a screening of Roger Corman’s 1963 sci-fi classic
X, the Man With the
X-Ray Eyes, which features X-ray vision and Don Rickles.
Royce Hall,
UCLA, Wstwd.; Sun., Oct. 29, 7 p.m.; $20-$38. (310)
825-2101.
MONDAY, October
30“Unknown voices singing from the
rehearsal rooms, line recitals whispered from empty rooms and a mysterious man
spotted high on a catwalk” are just some of the spooky things you’ll encounter
on the
Sony Pictures Halloween Walk.
Sony Pictures Plaza, 10202 W.
Washington Blvd., Culver City; Fri., Oct. 27 & Mon.-Tues., Oct. 30-31, 7
p.m.; $25. (323) 520-TOUR.
TUESDAY, October 31Who dresses up better than West Hollywood?
(Tarzana, actually, but that’s another story.) Join the throngs on Santa Monica
Boulevard for the
West Hollywood Halloween Carnival. Please come in
costume. (Suggestion: take the blinds off the window and attach to torso; wear
dark glasses and carry a cane: Voilà! You’re a Blind Venetian.) If a WeHo elf
hands you a bracelet, that means you’re dressed outlandish/creative enough for
the costume-contest finals!
Santa Monica Blvd. between Doheny Dr. & La
Cienega Blvd., W. Hlywd.; Tues., Oct. 31, 6 p.m.-mid.; free. (323)
848-6456.If West Hollywood is just too far, you know, west, for you,
then you might prefer
The Silver Lake Horror Music & Picture Show,
brought to you by the people who put on the Silver Lake Film Festival. Gravy
Train, Mika Miko, the Red Hearts and Young & Natural will play, and Johnny
Angel will deejay the hell out of the place. Dress as your favorite film
character, watch indie horror films and just generally be hip.
Ukrainian
Cultural Center, 4315 Melrose Ave., Silver Lake; Tues., Oct. 31, 8 p.m.-1 a.m.;
$15. (323) 665-3703 or http://www.silverlakefilmfestival.org/.For
organist
Clark Wilson, this won’t be another Halloween when he stays home
playing creepy music along with his favorite horror flicks while his neighbors
pound on the walls. This year, he’ll be at Disney Hall accompanying the silent
film
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde.
Disney Hall, 111 S. Grand Ave.,
dwntwn.; Tues., Oct. 31, 8 p.m.; $15-$52. (213) 480-3232 or (323)
850-2000.WEDNESDAY, November
1Yeah, it’s the day after Halloween.
What a letdown. The pumpkins are already starting to rot. A bunch of dudes
singing bad covers of lame songs may not sound like what you need, but when it’s
for a good cause like Chrysalis, which helps economically disadvantaged and
homeless people in L.A., you might want to get your hand out of the candy bucket
for the
Fifth Annual Spirit of Chrysalis Awards. A cocktail reception and
dinner will be followed by
The Dan Band, who have proved that a one-joke
concept can lead to a fulfilling career.
The Wiltern, 3790 Wilshire Blvd.,
L.A.; Wed., Nov. 1, reception & dinner 6-8 p.m.; concert 9 p.m.; $350, $50
concert only. (310) 401-9393.THURSDAY, November 2Where the bones are... someone waits for you. By
now, you’ve already bought your Day of the Dead T-shirt at Target, and you’re
ready to celebrate Día de los Muertos.
The 33rd Annual Día de los Muertos
Celebration at Self-Help Graphics & Art kicks off in the afternoon with
storytelling and crafts for kids, followed by a procession to an Aztec blessing,
ceremony and dance, theater performances, and food for the living.
Self-Help
Graphics & Art, 3802 Cesar Chavez Ave., E.L.A.; Thurs., Nov. 2, 3 p.m.;
free. (323) 881-6444.