Provides a comprehensive line of tactical image
targeting systems and Amazonian support suspension geared towards personal
protection and offensive capabilities with a graphical user interface.
El Mirage, CA: Mutech Corporation
announces new T & A division following the successful field
testing and deployment of it's newest product the Black Rock Edition
AntiSpectator Tactical Shield. This release builds on Mutech's successful
genetic enhancement line with a whole new look and feel specifically
geared for the girls.
Tactical Image Targeting Systems
Johnny Mendex, Mutech's CEO
emphasized the new look: We're really pleased with these new BREASTS.
They are absolutely stunning. And it presents a whole new image
Amazonian Support Suspension
Dr. Darryl E. Licht, CSO commented
on the development: There were a pair kicking around the shop for
several years, but frankly we weren't sure how to handle them. Then
one of our muticians saw them and said "I want the boobies!"
After some grueling stress analysis studies on internet sites with
Xena the warrior princess we came up with the concept of utilizing
a bra for support. It's amazing how they really start to grow on
Moonstone, hippiechick and mutician
was responsible for the architecture and design: I am so happy with
these, you cannot imagine.
Compliance with Geneva Convention
Critics have gone
before the Geneva convention claiming that the design takes unfair
advantage of male hormonal states and could be considered inhumane.
Dr. Darryl E. Licht countered: Look it's not our problem if these
guys are falling all over themselves trying to see them. Besides
the sheer look of joy on the casualties directly attributable speaks
for itself. As for possible ties to blindness I have been around
these things for years and anybody who knows me will tell you it
simply isn't true.
I would seriously think twice
before yelling "Show us yer tits!" It might be the last
thing you ever see.